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Originally Posted by dandysmom
BM, this might amuse you andothers ;.......
- Cats don't call you old fuddy-duddy when you don't let them go to a rave or to the latest horror flick.
- Cats don't get upset when you don't buy them the newest I-pod or fastest computer. They may gripe if you don't buy them the smelliest cat food but that is easy to deal with. You just give in.
- Cats don't care if you aren't dressed up in the latest fashions when you go out.
- After a hard day's work looking for a job, cats don't question why you don't already have a job
- They do not *shriek* like small children do.
- They are never embarrassing in a restaurant (Unfortunately, restaurants don't *allow* cats but still....)
- The only high they are interested in is catnip. (And its legal!)
- They don't have to be taken to school at O'Dark Thirty in the mornings!
- They LIKE it when you are lazy and don't go anywhere - especially if you stay in bed!
- Cats do not incessantly bounce large balls in the street and seem oblivious to the constant "thud" "thud" "thud" of such games.
- It is unlikely one will get called to the Principal's office due to their cat's behavior.
- Leaving your cat alone in the house for several hours will not get you investigated by social services.
- No one thinks less of you if you only feed them canned food or ready to eat food from a bag or box.
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and they dont as to borrow the car/money.clothes.
and if they fall pregnant u can sell the offspring.
yep kids verses pets. pets win each time .