Gonna be a bear!!

Mags · 19-01-2006, 04:52 PM

Explain it to us then Moli!

Moli · 19-01-2006, 05:05 PM

Would if I could, but I can't remember ......

Het · 19-01-2006, 05:32 PM

was it this?

In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear.

When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.

When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping, and wake to partially grown, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.

If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that

Your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat
YUP, GONNA BE A BEAR!!!!

Moli · 19-01-2006, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Het

was it this?

In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear.

When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.

When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping, and wake to partially grown, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.

If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that

Your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat
YUP, GONNA BE A BEAR!!!!

Brilliant Het!! that was it!!!

Mags · 19-01-2006, 06:20 PM

very good!!!!!

yola · 19-01-2006, 06:52 PM

Excellent!!! I can SO relate to that

*crawls of to cave for a kip . . . *

Het · 19-01-2006, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Moli

Brilliant Het!! that was it!!!

Your 'Gonna be a bear' title rang a bell....it was in an email I had been sent a while ago and it had really made me laugh

Moli · 19-01-2006, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Het

Your 'Gonna be a bear' title rang a bell....it was in an email I had been sent a while ago and it had really made me laugh

I got it in a email today!!!...........

Donna · 19-01-2006, 10:16 PM

I wanna be a bear!!!

Moli · 19-01-2006, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donna

I wanna be a bear!!!

Me too!!!

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