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To The Vet`s. Dashing to the vet's in a brand new red sports car. We have no litter box; I hope it isn`t far... I`ll scream and claw and cry, to make them all feel bad. While plotting in my tiny brain to make the vet go mad! Chorus: To the vet's, to the vet's, to the vet's we go. If I had a choice in this, I'd rather just say "no-o"! To the vet's, to the vet's, to the vet's we go. Why must we always do this? You know I hate it so! They check my fur for fleas; they check my ears for mites; They give me losts of shots; I give them lots of bites; They want to see my eyes; they want to see my teeth; They check out every inch of me, above and underneath. Chorus: To the vet's, to the vet's, to the vet's we go. If I had a choine in this, I'd rather just say "no-o"! To the vet's, to the vet's, to the vet,s we go. Why must we always do this? You know I hate it so. |
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A Christmas Poem. Lots of creatures are stirring, they're not quiet yet. A medi-kit is stored in reception with care. Just in case someone needs it, I know that's it's there. Other medicines were stowed, patient's records put back. So I went to the office to snooze with the cat. Then all of a sudden, the doorbell did chime. Twice more, quite insistent, then a third and a fourth time. I jumped to my feet, ignored the cat's objections Jammed on my trainers and flew to reception. The bell rang again, before I got to the door. Then I saw who was there and my jaw hit the floor In the snow stood a fellow with a white flowing beard. In a jolly red suit and with nine sick reindeer "Pardon me" said the man "my name is Saint Nick I've a bit of a problem I'm hoping you'll fix". At a nod of his head, they all came through the door. Slipped on the tiles, and then fell on the floor Poor Dasher was coughing and Dancer was sneezing Prancer was sniffing and Vixen was wheezing. Comet was limping, and Cupid fitting and seizing Donner's head was a-tilt - it was quite past believing. When I looked at Blitzen, I had no trouble seeing That the poor straining reindeer, had a big problem peeing. One last look around showed one more at the door With a nose turned quite white, and glowing no more. "You've found the right place," I said. For you see, few vet's are open this late on Christmas Eve. With X-Rays, and ointments, dispensed here and there. I handed out tablets to nine sickly reindeer; Soon all were recovered, and raring to go. And with sleigh bells a-jingle, trotted into the snow. "There you are Mr. Claus, all fixed in a blink Will that be cash, cheque or credit, for your bill do you think?. He reached in his pocket, and pulled out a long list. "Were you good? bad? indifferent?" then he glanced at his wrist. "My goodness I'm late!" said the now jolly fellow "Can you send me the bill? There'll be payment to follow!". Before I could answer, as quick as a blink. The man disappeared with a smile and a wink. I ran to the door, and peered into the night. To see nine healthy reindeer, lifting off into flight. As I turned to come in, a voice called through the night. "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night" |
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