Lightbulb Jokes!!!!

belladiablo · 19-07-2005, 09:35 AM

How many Microsoft Programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Microsoft declare that darkness comes as a standard with Windows 95.

belladiablo · 19-07-2005, 09:36 AM

How many male chauvenists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Let her cook in the dark.

belladiablo · 19-07-2005, 09:37 AM

How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the bulb will change itself when it is ready.

belladiablo · 19-07-2005, 09:38 AM

How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but it takes several appointments.

belladiablo · 19-07-2005, 09:40 AM

How many managers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three: One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial one of their subordinates to actually change it.

belladiablo · 19-07-2005, 09:41 AM

How many gay people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: One to screw it in, and the other to say "Fabulous!"

belladiablo · 19-07-2005, 09:43 AM

How many "Real Men" does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "Real Men" aren't afraid of the dark.

belladiablo · 19-07-2005, 09:44 AM

How many "Real Women" does it take to change a light bulb?
None. A "Real Woman" would have plenty of real men around to do it.

belladiablo · 19-07-2005, 09:46 AM

How many Editors does it take to change a light bulb ?

Two. One to change the bulb and the other to send out a rejection slip to the old bulb !

belladiablo · 19-07-2005, 09:47 AM

Q: How many Einsteins does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: That depends on the speed of the changer, and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. Then it just might be easier to leave the bulb alone and change the room. It's all relative.

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