Lets start a story

dinahsmum · 21-02-2006, 04:55 PM

"Oh DM" said Mags, "Your cossie needs pressing" "Oh you're not wearing one"

DM was embarrassed (and slightly drowned, as she can't swim properly) so she found a towel and got dried and dressed.
However, the sardine sandwiches seemed to have affected others, because....

Mags · 21-02-2006, 06:45 PM

several of the guests started opening and closing their mouths just like a goldfish

However CJ was affected by the fumes of the sarnies in a different way...she began to look different

....oh dear, what could be happening.........

dinahsmum · 21-02-2006, 08:35 PM

............oh look - it's the 'sardine sandwich fume instant weight loss effect'............before their eyes, she lost 56 pounds and grew 3 inches taller!

dandysmom · 21-02-2006, 10:10 PM

One of the guests was a lawyer and he said, "We shall patent this process and

Mags · 21-02-2006, 10:41 PM

no-one else will ever know the secret of the sardine sarnie........

dandysmom · 22-02-2006, 03:34 AM

And we all shall become taller and slimmer and be as rich as Croesus unless someone

dinahsmum · 22-02-2006, 03:58 PM

puts the kybosh on it.
"It's OK", said Azz - "I've already registered the worldwide patent".

The slimming sardine sandwich (SSS) swept the world; all CP members received £5000 per annum from royalties; Azz was able to retire from other stuff, complete his house and develop CP and DW to be the very best fora in the world; CP members (as of 20 Feb 2006) met annually (expenses paid by the SSS) in February, at exotic and warm places like Hawaii, Bahamas, Capetown, Rio; every CP members cat wore a small diamond Pilchard charm on their collar: and CPers all lived very happily ever after (and those that wanted to met and married their Prince Charming and lived even happier ever after)

Hope everyone is happy - I thought this had run its course? It was FUN
DM

Mags · 22-02-2006, 04:03 PM

Oooooh I like happy endings DM!!

CJK · 22-02-2006, 04:08 PM

hey i LOVE THAT ending, i get thinner right away lol. LOVE IT!!!

smudgley · 22-02-2006, 05:27 PM

And two words to finish the story.

THE END --

That was excellent girls. well done

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