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Q: How many MicroSoft tech support people dies it take to change a light bulb? A: We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? Okay. Now exactly how dark is it? Okay, there could be 4 or 5 things wrong...have you tried |
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Q: How many Local Government Officials does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifty, one to change the light bulb and 49 to carry out a fact finding mission to Barbados to see how they change light bulbs there. |
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Q: How many Road Workmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five, one to change the light bulb and four to lean on their shovels and watch the one working. |
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Q: How many Magicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: It depends on what you want it changed in to... |
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Q: How many Lunatics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two, one to change the light bulb and the other to tell him to make sure he sticks his fingers in the socket first, to see if the electricity is switched on. |
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Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiters eye |
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Thanks Mags! Gotta go tidy up  Will look for some more later, had a really good chuckle over these! My favourite so far is the mystery writer one!!!! |
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Q: How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, you know. |
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Q: How many gardeners does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to change it and two to have a debate about whether this is the right time of year to be putting in lightbulbs or daffodil bulbs |
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