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DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads. |
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EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. |
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BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature. |
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RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road - it transcended it. |
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ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain |
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COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one? |
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LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down. |
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MICHAEL SCHUMACHER; it was an instinctive manoeuvre, the chicken obviously didn't see the road until he had already started to cross. |
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Class! That just has to be the best bunch of 'chicken' jokes I have come across!!!! Mind you was looking for more lightbulb jokes!!!!!! |
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ROFLMAO  |
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