Do you know, I was once trapped in a ditch on the western isles after being chased by a snorting ram
2 hours i had to wait in the ditch for it to get fed up and leave me alone. I threw orange peal at it and it still wouldnt go away
. I only wanted to sit by the loch and write some post cards in peace. There it was, snorting and pawing at the ground before charging at me. I lost all my post cards scrambling to get away.
Might have been the green mohichan haircut I had at the time that it took offence to.