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Q: How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it. |
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Q: How many elephants does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two, but it has to be a pretty big light bulb! |
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Q: How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Who wants to know ? |
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Q: How many porn actresses does it take to change a light bulb? A: Well, it looks like 2 of them are really doing it, but the real answer is actually none. They're just faking it |
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Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: How many do *you* think it takes? |
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A: One. Q: How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb ? |
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Q: How many sales directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: (pause) I get it! This is one of those lightbulb jokes, right? |
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Q: How many schizophreniacs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, he thinks it's five but as we all know it's only him, so... |
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Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions. |
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Q: How many anglers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Five, and you should've seen the light bulb! It must have been *this* big! Five of us were barely enough! |
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