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Q: How many archaeologists does does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to change it and two to argue about how old the old one is. |
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Q: How many science fiction writers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but it's actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one's shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, lightbulb, changer and all was blown out of existence. They co-existed in a parallel universe, though. |
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Q: How many "Changing lightbulbs"-joke writers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two hundred, and don't ask why because they haven't -figured that out yet. |
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Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin' mate ! |
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Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: One .. Two, and a-one two three four |
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Q: How many Yorkshiremen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four. One to change it, one to hold his racing pigeon, one to hold his greyhound, and one to drink his pint of bitter. |
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Q: How many Quality managers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: We've formed a quality circle to study the problem of why lightbulbs burn out and to determine the best thing we as managers can do to enable lightbulbs to work smarter, not harder. |
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Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature. Next question, please. |
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Q: How many Borg does it take to change a lightbulb? 1: Light bulbs are irrelevant. Darkness is irrelevant, changing them is futile. 2: All of them. 3: One, but the whole collective enjoys the experience. 4: None. Darkness is irrelevant. Lightbulbs will be obsolete in the new order. 5: They don't change the light bulb, they assimilate it . . . |
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Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb? 1: Burned out light bulbs have NO honour and a true Klingon Warrior is not afraid of the dark! |
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