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Q: How many helpdesk guys does it take to change a light bulb? A: The helpdesk has received your request concerning your hardware problem and has assigned you request service number 39,712. Please use this number for any future reference to this light bulb issue. |
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Q: How many Paul Daniels does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. "And that's magic !" |
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Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? 1: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else. |
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Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? 2: Two (of course) but it will take all week and when they're done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French and shine any colour you want from it. |
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Q: How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. but for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today. |
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Q: How many presidential campaign staff does it need to change a light bulb? A: 220! One to write a speech about how good it will be when the bulb is actually changed, one to write a speech about why the other candidates can't even spell "lightbulbe", eighteen to find out what the other candidates did when the lightbulb failed, and another two hundred to find out what the other candidate's families think about lightbulbs, bulbs, pear-shaped objects, light in general, any form of energy. |
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Q: How many executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change. |
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Q: How many seventies disco dancers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to boogie up the ladder and one to say "Get daaowwwwn !" |
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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools. |
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