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PC explanations for countryfolkLog on = More firewood on the stove Log off = Cool it down Monitor = Keep an eye on the fire Download = Take firewood off the truck Mega Hertz = When you drop a log on your foot Floppy Disk = From overstraining your back Ram = Male sheep Hard Drive = Getting down the farm track in snow Windows = To be shut when cold outside Byte = What an angry animal might do Chip = Snack Microchip = Little snack Dot Matrix = DotComs name once she married Mr Matrix Laptop = Where the cat sleeps Keyboard = To hang the machinery keys safely Mouse = Eats the grain in the barn Mainframe = Holds up the barn roof Click = Sound of cocking your gun Double Click = When you really mean business Reboot = So you can go outside again file = clean your horses teeth copy and paste = put up some more'Fight the Ban' posters browse = eat the grass software = fleece for orphaned lambs plug-in = get the calf to suck usenet = go ferreting 
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 brilliant DM.....now I've got a list to refer to the next time I'm confused |
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Perfect for someone like me  |
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Brilliant DM, spot on  |
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