Cat's top 10 Christmas carols

[Mags]

Number 1 Wreck The Halls.

Wreck the halls and steal the ribbons.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Christmas time`s such fun for kittens.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

We like to help you with the wrapping.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
No fair do it when we`re napping.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

So many gifts beneath the tree.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Is there a present just for me.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Rip the wrap to sneak a peek.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Is it a fuzzy toy I seek.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

[Donna]

Brilliant Mags!

[Mags]

Number 2

The Twelve Days Of Christmas....2

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my Human gave to me.....

Twelve cans of tuna.
Eleven furry cat toys.
Ten shiny ribbons.
Nine cat dancers.
Eight bowls of cream.
Seven goldfish swimming.
Six litter boxes.
Five...catnip...mice.
Four scratching posts.
Three cat treats.
Two cozy beds.
And a delux new cat tree.

[Mags]

Number 3
The Twelve Days Of Christmas....3

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my Kitten gave to me....

Twelve minutes purring.
Eleven broken knick-knacks.
Ten well-chewed ribbons.
Nine furry hairballs.
Eight midnight frolics.
Seven soggy cat toys.
Six piles of cat poop.
Five...headless...mice.
Four shredded chairs.
Three feathers.
Two vets bills.
And a toppled over Christmas tree.

[Mags]

Number 4
Silent Mouse.

Silent mouse, little grey mouse.
How you creep around my house.
Don`t you know, you`re a plaything to me.
Don`t you know I`m your enemy.
Better get out while you can.
Better get out while you can.

Silent mouse, little grey mouse.
Still you creep,round my house.
I`m so tired of you squeaking.
This will be your last warning.
Better get out while you can.

Silent mouse, little grey mouse.
All is calm, round my house.
From your hole you silently crept.
From the shadows I silently leapt.
I can sleep in peace.
I can sleep in peace.

[Moli]

Brilliant all of them...You are clever Mags......

[Fran]

Brilliant!!!!

[Mags]

Cat Toy Bells.

Dashing through the house,
And Jumping high and low,
We chase a cat nip mouse,
As fast as we can go.

The mouse is old and worn,
And we bit off it`s tail,
What fun to rip the stuffing out,
And leave a catnip trail!

Chorus:
Oh, cat toy bells, cat toy bells,
Ringing loud and clear,
Oh, what fun, to play and pounce
When Christmas time is here!

I found a fuzzy ball,
That jingled when it bounced,
I rolled it down the hall,
And when it stopped I pounced.

The ball stayed where it lay,
I`d tired it out at last,
And then it tried to get away,
But I was much too fast!

Chorus:
Oh, cat toy bells, cat toy bells,
Ringing loud and clear.
Oh, what fun to play and pounce,
When Christmas time is near!

[Mags]

'Twas The Night Before Christmas.

'Twas the night before Christmas.
And all through the house.
Not a creature was stirring.
Not even a mouse.

'Cuz the cat had pounced on him.
And tore him apart---
Ate his mousey intestines.
And chewed up his heart.

Kitty thought he heard sleighbells.
Which made him take pause---
He stopped daintilly licking.
The blood from his claws.

"Must be Santa" though Kitty.
{That quite clever cat}
"Cuz no one else climbs down.
The chimney like that.

Indeed it was ol' Santa.
So jolly and fat.
With a huge load of presents.
And all for the cat!

"Wow, the best Christmas ever!"
Kitty thought with a purr.
Then he coughed up a hairball.
And shed some more fur.

[Mags]

The Twelve Days Of Christmas....1

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my Mistress gave to me.....

Twelve toys from Macys.
Eleven mice a running.
Ten balls of yarn all tangled.
Nine frogs aleaping.
Eight dogs on leashes.
Seven pounds of catnip.
Six cans of sardines.
Five...litter...pans.
Four strutting birds.
Three quarts of milk.
Two chicken breasts.
And a pheasant under glass beneath the tree.