Joke time

[Elaine]

ust got this in an email. Made me chuckle


I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
> Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
> that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just
> packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am.
> The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to
> spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene
> when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make
> the full effort.
>
> So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was
> sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to
> make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes
> basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
> appointment.
>
> I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
>
> Knowing the procedure as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked
> over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or
> some other place a million miles away.
>
> I was a little surprised when the doctor said,
>
> "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
>
> I didn't respond.
>
> After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest
> of the day was normal .... Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
>
> After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from
> the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
>
> I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
>
> She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
> glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
>
>
> Never going back to that doctor ever again .

[alexgirl73]

LOL Elaine!! Oh the indignity!

[Fran]

Brilliant Elaine!!

[dandysmom]

OMG, hysterical !!!!!