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Cats owned: 2 moggies
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Location: Aberdeen, Scotland
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19-02-2007, 03:38 PM   #1

My First Time Ever, Poem


Twas my first time ever
and I'll never forget
I'd do it again
Without a single regret
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when i did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever

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At milking a cow


NOW ALL U DIRTY MINDS SAY 3 HAIL MARY'S



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Cats owned: 10 cats (stray stayed) 3 sleeping x
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Location: Bristol
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19-02-2007, 04:21 PM   #2

Re: My First Time Ever, Poem


I am saying nowt x



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Cats owned: Ragdoll, 2 Siamese & a Balinese
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Location: Northamptonshire, UK
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19-02-2007, 04:59 PM   #3

Re: My First Time Ever, Poem


hail mary
hail mary
hail mary

oops!!!!!!!!!! lol



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Cats owned: 2 lovely boys and a beautiful girl
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Location: Telford UK
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19-02-2007, 06:14 PM   #4

Re: My First Time Ever, Poem


ELAINE!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, as I have no idea what the words to a hail Mary are, I'll just say this..........

I have a very dirty mind and I need to be forgiven, lol!!



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19-02-2007, 06:22 PM   #5

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Cats owned: DSH/Siamese/Orientals
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Location: Yorkshire
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19-02-2007, 06:36 PM   #6

Re: My First Time Ever, Poem





and for all of you that need this


Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee; blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen



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19-02-2007, 06:37 PM   #7

Re: My First Time Ever, Poem


Amen!!!!!!!! lol!!!



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