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Mags's Avatar
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Cats owned: NA
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25-04-2006, 09:29 PM   #1

What is a cat?


Are you sure you really want one?
22% Purring and Cuddling
25% Cuteness
3% Bad Breath
17% Disrespect for your furniture
15% Litter box odors
75% Easier than a dog
25% Vet bills
Takes up 50% less space than the Sunday paper
11% Inappropriate Pee and Poops, sometimes missing the box altogether
3% Coughed-up fur balls
75% foul smelling canned meals
3% Violent attacks on your ankles
10% Noisy late night annoyance of neighbors
100% Chance of kittens if neutering is neglected
10% Adorable antics
15% Evil intent
2% Scratches that bleed and puff up
5% Baby bird atrocities
.05% Ear mites
.05% Fleas
57% Naps




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25-04-2006, 09:30 PM   #2

Re: What is a cat?


Brilliant Mags..



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25-04-2006, 11:33 PM   #3

Re: What is a cat?


Brilliant Mags!!! and times that by 5 and that's what it is like here



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25-04-2006, 11:37 PM   #4

Re: What is a cat?


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Brilliant Mags!!! and times that by 5 and that's what it is like here




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26-04-2006, 11:32 AM   #5

Re: What is a cat?


Thats great Mags!!! I have x 2!!!



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