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23-05-2007, 08:56 PM   #1

Perfect Diet


I have a big dog & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it
works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.

I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.
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23-05-2007, 09:00 PM   #2

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23-05-2007, 09:09 PM   #3

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That's naughty



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23-05-2007, 09:17 PM   #4

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thats so funny !!!!



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23-05-2007, 09:19 PM   #5

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I am sitting here giggling!
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23-05-2007, 10:16 PM   #6

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laughing when I know I shouldn't lol!!
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23-05-2007, 10:28 PM   #7

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24-05-2007, 11:37 AM   #8

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heheheh cant believe she fell for it lol
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24-05-2007, 12:40 PM   #9

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Just the giggle I needed today; thanks Elaine



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25-05-2007, 08:33 PM   #10

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I can imagine that!
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