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Cats owned: 2 moggie boys; 1 grey 1 red striped
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27-03-2006, 09:33 AM   #1

Want a new MB name?


The following is an excerpt from a children’s book, “Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants”, by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names ....

Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW firstname:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

We could do this to get realy good MB names. Just a suggestion!
signed
Cheeseball Banana-Tush



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27-03-2006, 09:35 AM   #2

Re: Want a new MB name?


Dinky Banana Pants



*how did they guess*



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27-03-2006, 09:39 AM   #3

Re: Want a new MB name?


Yola - are we related?.......both a little banana-fied round the nether regions!



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27-03-2006, 09:44 AM   #4

Re: Want a new MB name?


Poopsie Pizza Sniffer



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27-03-2006, 09:46 AM   #5

Re: Want a new MB name?


buttercup potty-sniffer.

I dont like that much



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27-03-2006, 09:47 AM   #6

Re: Want a new MB name?


can i use my maiden name?

buttercup chuckle tush

lmao

(well i am more than likely getting divorced lol)



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27-03-2006, 09:50 AM   #7

Re: Want a new MB name?


CJ - that is almost certainly a reason to revert to your maiden name!



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27-03-2006, 10:38 AM   #8

Re: Want a new MB name?


Buttercup Waffle Fanny



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27-03-2006, 10:57 AM   #9

Re: Want a new MB name?


flunky gizzard shorts



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27-03-2006, 11:00 AM   #10

Re: Want a new MB name?


Quote:
Originally Posted by candyshandy
Buttercup Waffle Fanny


Sorry but that just really made me laugh! lol



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