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Lightbulb Jokes!!!!YAY!!!! I finally found some lightbulb jokes on the net ha ha ha ha  How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Mission Impossible lightbulb How many members of the Mission Impossible Force does it take to change a light bulb? Five: While Cinnamon creates a diversion by wearing a skimpy dress, I use a tiny narcotic dart to knock out the fascist dictator and remove his body. Rollin, wearing a plastic mask, masquerades as the dictator long enough for Barney to sneak up to the next floor, drill a hole down into the light fixture, remove the burned- out bulb, and replace it with a new super-high wattage model of his own design. Meanwhile, Willie has driven up to the door in a laundry truck. Just before Rollin's real identity is revealed, we escape to the laundry truck, drive to the airfield, and return to the United States. |
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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two: One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a suprising twist at the end. |
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How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? 45: One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork. |
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How many students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He holds the light bulb and the universe revolves around him. |
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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3. 1 to screw it in, 1 to lecture on how the lightbulb is being oppressed, and 1 to secretly wish she were the lightbulb. |
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How many systems programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. you'll never find one who'll admit it went down in the first place. |
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change in a light bulb? One, but it has to really want to change. |
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? |
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How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? Into what? |
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