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06-06-2007, 08:15 PM   #1

Do Not Talk To The Parrot!


DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!
>>
>>Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she
>>had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the
>>key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter,
>>and I'll mail you a check."
>>
>>"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you.
>>
>> But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my
>>parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
>>
>>When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
>>discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But,
>>just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the
>>repairman go about his work.
>>
>>The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
>>yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't
>>contain himself any longer and yelled,
>>
>>"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
>>
>>To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
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06-06-2007, 08:19 PM   #2

Re: Do Not Talk To The Parrot!


haha very good!



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06-06-2007, 08:21 PM   #3

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06-06-2007, 08:23 PM   #4

Re: Do Not Talk To The Parrot!


Hahahaha
The moral of the story - do what you're told!
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06-06-2007, 08:30 PM   #5

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Good one!!!
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06-06-2007, 08:50 PM   #6

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lol, very good!!
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06-06-2007, 09:20 PM   #7

Re: Do Not Talk To The Parrot!


thats a good one
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06-06-2007, 10:11 PM   #8

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Good One That was awesome. Im printing it out and taking it to work.
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06-06-2007, 10:23 PM   #9

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....good one Moli!!
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06-06-2007, 11:44 PM   #10

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good one made me smile

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