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WHY DID???????????????The chicken cross the road???????
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KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. |
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PLATO: For the greater good. |
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ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. |
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KARL MARX: It was an historical inevitability. |
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TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take. |
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SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. |
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RONALD REAGAN: I forget. |
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CAPTAIN JAMES T KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. |
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HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.. |
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