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The perils of not loving your cat
An 80-year-old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch with her cat in her lap, reflecting on her long life, when suddenly a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes...
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."
POOOFF! Her rocking chair turns to solid gold, and she is surrounded by buckets of money and jewels
"And," says the rich old lady, "I guess I wouldn't mind being twenty and beautiful again."
POOOFF! She turns into herself at twenty and is beautiful, as she once was...
"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.
"Hmmm" says the rich and beautiful young woman, "I now have everything except the love of a handsome young man. I love my cat, and I guess that I would like you to turn him into a handsome young man who loves me."
POOOFF! There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine, and the fairy godmother disappears.
The rich young lady stares at him, smitten.
With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear: "Now I bet you wish you didn't have my b*lls cut off two years ago..."
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