This is allegedly from a Newspaper Article in Florida
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found 4 males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun proceeding to scream, at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it, get out of the car". They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her bags into the back of the car and got into the drivers seat. She tried to get her key into the ignition but couldn't. It then dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked five spaces further down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove quickly to the Police Station. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing
He pointed to the other end of the counter where four very pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman, described as white, less than 5 feet tall, glasses, white hair and carrying a large handgun.
IF YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A SENIOR MOMENT - MAKE IT A MEMORABLE ONE.