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16-09-2008, 02:48 PM   #1

What's your NEW NAME???


I have again lifted this from another forum because I think that laughter is very good for everyone -

My new name is Dumbo Diffensniffer…..don’t laugh until you find out what your new name is…..

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute to figure out and post your new name.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humour...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, post it in this thread.


The following is excerpted from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George Clooney’s new name is: Fluffy Frickenbrains.

Remember that children laugh on average 146 times a day; adults laugh on average 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

I hope you enjoy your new name!!



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16-09-2008, 05:53 PM   #2

Re: What's your NEW NAME???


Great post Angie........humour and being able to laugh at yourself is what keeps us sane!

I'm pleased to announce that my new name is ........(drumroll........)

Dumbo Dippenface





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16-09-2008, 09:16 PM   #3

Re: What's your NEW NAME???


Sleazy Gorillahump!



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16-09-2008, 09:17 PM   #4

Re: What's your NEW NAME???


Mine is Snickle Lips



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16-09-2008, 10:22 PM   #5

Re: What's your NEW NAME???


Tootsie Pottybrains........



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16-09-2008, 10:28 PM   #6

Re: What's your NEW NAME???


Great thread Angie....



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16-09-2008, 10:36 PM   #7

Re: What's your NEW NAME???


Quote:
Originally Posted by Mags
Great post Angie........humour and being able to laugh at yourself is what keeps us sane!

I'm pleased to announce that my new name is ........(drumroll........)

Dumbo Dippenface

Hello Dumbo - from another Dumbo!

Quote:
Originally Posted by rescuecatsrule
Sleazy Gorillahump!
How do you do, Sleazy Gorillahump!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Elaine
Mine is Snickle Lips
Good evening Ms Snickle Lips!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Moli
Tootsie Pottybrains........
Hi Tootsie Pottybrains!

Glad you all liked it!





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17-09-2008, 07:27 PM   #8

Re: What's your NEW NAME???


Hi all,

Snickle Pottyboob here LOL

What a brill post. Really made me smile

CM (SP)



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23-09-2008, 02:24 AM   #9

Re: What's your NEW NAME???


Missed this! Booby Chickenhead!!



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23-09-2008, 12:14 PM   #10

Re: What's your NEW NAME???


Quote:
Originally Posted by calismum
Hi all,

Snickle Pottyboob here LOL

What a brill post. Really made me smile

CM (SP)
Hi Snickle Pottyboob! So glad you smiled - that's the whole reason for posting this thread!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by dandysmom
Missed this! Booby Chickenhead!!


from Dumbo Diffensniffer!



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