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Politically Correct terms for Cat OwnersIn the state of political correctness, nobody is a "liar" they are simply "verbally superfluous". No one is a "housekeeper," they are "domestic engineers." See how we can apply this "game" to the many activities of our cats: 
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My cat does not barf hairballs ... he is a floor/rug redecorator. |
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My cat does not break things ... she helps gravity do its job. |
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My cat does not fear dogs ... they are merely sprint practice tools. |
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My cat does not gobble ... she eats with alacrity. |
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My cat does not scratch ... he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator. |
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My cat does not yowl ... he is singing off-key. |
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My cat is not a "shedding machine" ... she is a hair relocation stylist. |
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My cat is not a "treat-seeking missile" ... she enjoys the proximity of food. |
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My cat is not a bed hog ... he is a mattress appreciator. |
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