Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

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- OOPS !!


- I wonder what this does!


- Hand me the saw someone!


- Did he say the right or left leg?


- It is now out of my hands...Nurse, could you grab it? It's over there behind the keg.


- I'd feel a lot better about this if the dotted lines were pre-drawnlike back at night school.


- Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.


- Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!


- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?


- Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie.


- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.


- Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.


- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?


- Rats, there go the lights again...


- "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys and this guy's got two of 'em."


- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens.


- Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.


- What's this doing here?


- That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!


- I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.


- Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.


- What do you mean he wasn't in for sex change?!


- Anyone see where I left that scalpel?


- And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.


- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.


- This patient has already had kids, am I correct ?


- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card ?


- Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.


- She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!


- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!


- Oops! Page 47 of the manual is missing!


- What do you mean you want a divorce ?