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Cats owned: 2 cats black/white and one tabby
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09-01-2010, 08:54 PM   #1

Something funny and true


This is something I found:

WARNING

This machine is subject to breakdowns during periods of critical need.

A special circuit in the machine called a critical detector senses the operator's emotional state in terms of how desperate he or she is to use the machine.

The critical detector then creates a malfunction proportional to the desperation of the operator.

Threatening the machine with violence only aggravagates the situation. Likewise, attempts to use another machine may cause it to also malfunction - they belong to the same union.

Keep cool and say nice things to the machine. Nothing else seems to work.

Never let anything mechanical know you are in a hurry.




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09-01-2010, 09:46 PM   #2

Re: Something funny and true


Love it!



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11-01-2010, 05:53 PM   #3

Re: Something funny and true


so true



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11-01-2010, 06:23 PM   #4

Re: Something funny and true


Absolutely! Most true when it came to photocopiers at work!



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