"*Sniff sniff* what are these plants doing here?"
"Mum why's you got the door open?"
"You can stop taking pictures now Mum"
"What's going on out there?"
"It's called a car Tigger"
"If I'm under here that other car can't get me"
"Tigger, I've looked at those already. Indoors. Now."
(few minutes later)
"I'm just being brave and checking out next door's garden (the next door that doesn't have a doggie)
"I'll come with you and protect you Ebony"
(then something went bang and both girls fled back inside)