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Elaine's Avatar
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Cats owned: 2 moggies
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Location: Aberdeen, Scotland
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20-01-2007, 10:24 PM   #1

Barbie Joke


One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson,

"How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one?

We have: Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
and
Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asks:

"What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others are only $19.95?"

The salesperson annoyingly answers:

"Sir...,

Divorced Barbie comes with:

Ken's Car,

Ken's House,

Ken's Boat,

Ken's Furniture,

Ken's Computer and...

One of Ken's Friends



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Donna's Avatar
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Cats owned: Tortie Chloe & Black Misty
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Location: Kent, UK
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20-01-2007, 10:31 PM   #2

Re: Barbie Joke


Think i got it wrong in my divorce lol!!!! I didnt get all that!!



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Cats owned: Leia: blue torbie
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Location: Washington, DC, USA
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20-01-2007, 10:40 PM   #3

Re: Barbie Joke


Hehehe, good one, Elaine!!



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Location: Gloucestershire
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20-01-2007, 11:07 PM   #4

Re: Barbie Joke


Thats great, made me laugh!



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21-01-2007, 12:10 AM   #5

Re: Barbie Joke


lol that made me laugh!!



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21-01-2007, 11:54 AM   #6

Re: Barbie Joke


That's a good one Elaine!



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