Chavtastic

[Elaine]

Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A. Granny.

Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.

Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.

Q. What do you call a chav in a suit?
A. The defendant.

Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.

Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. If you are driving and you see a chav on a bike, why should you try
not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at?

Q. Why are chavs like slinkeys?
A. They have no real use, but it is great to watch one fall down a
flight of stairs

Q. Two chavs in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman!

Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.

Q. Why is three chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A. Because a Nova has four seats.

Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Big Mac please.

Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.

[dandysmom]

Almost fell off the cushion laughing!!!!

[Tanya]

They are sooo true. You can fit atleast 6 in a Nova, what about the boot?!

[yola]

Me too!!! Elaine - these are priceless; thanks for making my evening

[alexgirl73]

They are great Elaine, I'll have to try and remember them now

[Fran]

Brilliant!

[Sweet]

Brilliant x

[Tom]

Hahaaa!! Great!!

Are you starting Elaine

[Elaine]

Originally Posted by Tom

Hahaaa!! Great!!

Are you starting Elaine

[whiskey]

me and my oh was laughing at these jokes last night as he has a new joke book. BRILLIANT