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Elaine's Avatar
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Cats owned: 2 moggies
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Location: Aberdeen, Scotland
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19-03-2007, 06:09 PM   #1

Part two


What does it mean when the
flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?

They're hiring.

What's the difference between
a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

A southern zoo has a description of the animal
on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".


How do you get a sweet little
80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between
a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****"


Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides




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Cats owned: 10 cats (stray stayed) 3 sleeping x
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bristol
Posts: 6,852
19-03-2007, 06:11 PM   #2

Re: Part two


Brilliant also x



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Cats owned: Raggie and BSH
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Location: Edinburgh
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19-03-2007, 06:16 PM   #3

Re: Part two


hehe good as well.



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19-03-2007, 06:54 PM   #4

Re: Part two


hahah brilliant



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