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27-02-2006, 05:55 PM   #1

A man found a dusty old lamp


A man found a dusty old lamp. As he was rubbing off the dust a genie popped out.
"You have freed me" he cried "I will grant you a wish"
"I wish for a bridge" said the man, "with a highway between France and England."
"Hey!" said the genie, "Do you have any idea how many miles there are between France and England? Its an engineering impossibility. Make another wish."
The man pondered, "I would like to understand how to communicate with women."
The genie paled and asked,
"One lane or two?"




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27-02-2006, 06:26 PM   #2

Re: A man found a dusty old lamp


brilliant DM!



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27-02-2006, 06:48 PM   #3

Re: A man found a dusty old lamp


Thats a good one!!!



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27-02-2006, 07:16 PM   #4

Re: A man found a dusty old lamp


he he he!!!



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