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Cats owned: 2 moggie boys; 1 grey 1 red striped
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02-03-2006, 02:51 PM   #1

This is better - a doctor joke!


"Doctor, I'm having problems trying to sleep at night. I lay on my right side and I keep hearing "The Green, Green Grass Of Home". So I roll over onto my left side and I get "Delilah". Its driving me nuts."

"Hm, sounds like you have a classic case of the Tom Jones syndrome."

"I've never heard of that. Is it common?"

"Its not unusual."





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02-03-2006, 02:54 PM   #2

Re: This is better - a doctor joke!




What a groaner!!



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02-03-2006, 04:07 PM   #3

Re: This is better - a doctor joke!




Even better! Might try that one on someone!



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02-03-2006, 06:01 PM   #4

Re: This is better - a doctor joke!


Groan Groan



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02-03-2006, 06:58 PM   #5

Re: This is better - a doctor joke!






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02-03-2006, 07:00 PM   #6

Re: This is better - a doctor joke!


Scraping the bottom of the barrel for jokes methinks!!!!



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