To the Vet

[Mags]

Sing this one to "Jingle Bells"

• Dashing to the vet's in the brand new red sports car,
• We have no litterbox; I hope it isn't far......
• I'll scream and claw and cry, to make them all feel bad,
• While plotting in my tiny brain to make the vet go mad!

• Chorus:
  • To the vet's, to the vet's, to the vet's we go,
  • If I had a choice in this, I'd rather just say "no-o"!
  • To the vet's, to the vet's, to the vet's we go,
  • Why must we always do this? You know I hate it so!

• They check my fur for fleas; they check my ears for mites;
• They give me lots of shots; I give them lots of bites;
• They want to see my eyes; they want to see my teeth;
• They check out every inch of me, above and underneath.

• Chorus:
  • To the vet's, to the vet's, to the vet's we go,
  • If I had a choice in this, I'd rather just say "no-o"!
  • To the vet's, to the vet's, to the vet's we go,
  • Why must we always do this? You know I hate it so!

[MrsH]

That's brilliant and such good timing too, I got the vaccination reminder for my two just yesterday! (I don't have a sports car though, just a Micra!)

[alexgirl73]

PMSL!!!! Absolutely loving these, my girls think I have gone mad!

[Tom_J]

lol great mags

[dandysmom]

Getting a great laugh out of these, Mags!! So funny.....

[angieh]

Excellent Mags! Now, I hope I can remember the words "To the vets ......"

[Elaine]

Brilliant

[Grete]

Lol another fantastic one

[Phoenix]

Originally Posted by Mags

Sing this one to "Jingle Bells"

• Dashing to the vet's in the brand new red sports car,
• We have no litterbox; I hope it isn't far......
• I'll scream and claw and cry, to make them all feel bad,
• While plotting in my tiny brain to make the vet go mad!

• Chorus:
  • To the vet's, to the vet's, to the vet's we go,
  • If I had a choice in this, I'd rather just say "no-o"!
  • To the vet's, to the vet's, to the vet's we go,
  • Why must we always do this? You know I hate it so!

• They check my fur for fleas; they check my ears for mites;
• They give me lots of shots; I give them lots of bites;
• They want to see my eyes; they want to see my teeth;
• They check out every inch of me, above and underneath.

• Chorus:
  • To the vet's, to the vet's, to the vet's we go,
  • If I had a choice in this, I'd rather just say "no-o"!
  • To the vet's, to the vet's, to the vet's we go,
  • Why must we always do this? You know I hate it so!

Apart from the biting part Beauty will probably be singing that in her own way tonight!