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02-03-2006, 10:24 AM   #1

A Joke for today


A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.

Bear says: "If I roar in the forests of North America, the entire forest
is shivering with fear."

Lion says: "And if I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire
savannah is afraid of me."

Says the chicken: "Big deal. I only have to cough, and the entire planet
wets itself




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02-03-2006, 10:29 AM   #2

Re: A Joke for today


Quote:
Originally Posted by Het
A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.

Bear says: "If I roar in the forests of North America, the entire forest
is shivering with fear."

Lion says: "And if I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire
savannah is afraid of me."

Says the chicken: "Big deal. I only have to cough, and the entire planet
wets itself
LMAO!!!!! thats really given me a laugh for today



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02-03-2006, 12:16 PM   #3

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02-03-2006, 12:18 PM   #4

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02-03-2006, 12:19 PM   #5

Re: A Joke for today


hehehehe
good one!



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02-03-2006, 12:40 PM   #6

Re: A Joke for today


Good one!!! made me laugh.



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02-03-2006, 08:24 PM   #7

Re: A Joke for today


he he he !!! Thats good!!!



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02-03-2006, 08:45 PM   #8

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02-03-2006, 09:59 PM   #9

Re: A Joke for today


haaaaaaaaaaaa thats hillarius!!!



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02-03-2006, 10:11 PM   #10

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That is very spooky i was told that joke yesterday



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