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25-03-2006, 08:24 AM   #1

Wales 2nd Airport


The Welsh Assembly announced recently the opening of Wales's second airport, the Gurnos Estate International Airport in Merthyr Tydfil.

The first flight to arrive was the 11.50 Virgin Airlines Cross-Atlantic flight from America. The people from Gurnos estate were so excited that they raced to meet the flight, as it was the first Virgin seen in the area for 20 years.

The return journey to America was due for departure at 12.30, but it was delayed because when the pilot went to the aircraft he found it up on blocks and stripped to the bone. As a result every house in the Gurnos now has a new hall carpet, every lounge now has a reclining chair, every bed has new pillow cases, and Mrs Bowen who is living on the end of the street has a new number for the house, number 747.




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25-03-2006, 09:41 AM   #2

Re: Wales 2nd Airport


Thats really funny!!!



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25-03-2006, 11:28 AM   #3

Re: Wales 2nd Airport


With this joke you can alter it to any well known 'rough' housing estate in your area.



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25-03-2006, 12:18 PM   #4

Re: Wales 2nd Airport


hehehehehe
There's a variation, using Forest of Dean (allegedly daft and inbred!) people. Can't remember it exactly but something about them throwing breadcrumbs to get the big bird to come down



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