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Cats owned: 2 moggie boys; 1 grey 1 red striped
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: SW England
Posts: 12,761
14-12-2005, 01:44 PM   #1

Seasonal groaners...............sorry!


* What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder !



* What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !

* What's an ig ?
An eskimo's home without a loo !

Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs !

* What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !

* What do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo !

* What's white, furry and smells minty ?
A polo bear !
* What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert ?
Lost !




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Cats owned: DSH/Siamese/Orientals
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 21,296
14-12-2005, 03:37 PM   #2

Re: Seasonal groaners...............sorry!


definite groaners there DM. They are the sort of jokes you get in Christmas crackers



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Cats owned: 3 Moggies
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: South Wales
Posts: 4,796
14-12-2005, 05:33 PM   #3

Re: Seasonal groaners...............sorry!


yep def groaners but I like the penguin one



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Cats owned: 19 Persians, 2 Oriental SHs
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Anglesey, Wales
Posts: 4,419
18-12-2005, 08:31 PM   #4

Re: Seasonal groaners...............sorry!


Oh No... the kids loved them.



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