Or Register for FREE!


Welcome to our Cat Forums!
Welcome to our CatForums!
You are seeing this message because you are viewing our cat forums as a guest.

You can continue to browse our many cat related areas as a guest but you are more than welcome to register and join our friendly community of Cat Lovers! ... And for free!

Doing so will also remove this message and some of the ads, such as the one on the left.

Please click here to register.

Reply

Phoenix's Avatar
Catsey Veteran
 
Cats owned: 2 cats black/white and one tabby
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Somewhere or maybe nowhere
Posts: 4,296
18-01-2010, 11:51 AM   #1

A Cat's Perspective of Life


I wrote this last night:

It's such a hard life here
I can sleep when I want,
Eat when I want.
My family lets me out on demand.

The food is good, I don't need to hunt
But I hunt anyway
It's one thing I enjoy.

Life is hard here
I get stroked on demand,
Picked up and cuddled on demand.
Heck, I can even sleep on the bed
If I choose to!

Could life be any harder?
I don't think it could!
My family complains about the price of things
But spare a thought for me!

I have to go to the vets
For all my injections and things
I don't like needles!

The vet pokes and prods around
Every time I go there
Vets are mean when they hurt
But I don't mind coming back!

When I return from the vets
I get all the fuss I want!
The other cats hiss at me though
But I don't mind
I'm just happy to be home!
Life isn't so bad round here!




Reply With Quote


angieh's Avatar
Catsey Veteran
 
Cats owned: Magnificent moggies
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Hampshire, UK
Posts: 21,718
18-01-2010, 12:21 PM   #2

Re: A Cat's Perspective of Life


I wonder if they really think life is so hard ............... I think the cat in your poem is into irony!!!



Reply With Quote


Phoenix's Avatar
Catsey Veteran
 
Cats owned: 2 cats black/white and one tabby
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Somewhere or maybe nowhere
Posts: 4,296
18-01-2010, 12:27 PM   #3

Re: A Cat's Perspective of Life


Quote:
Originally Posted by angieh
I wonder if they really think life is so hard ............... I think the cat in your poem is into irony!!!
I think so too probably angie



Reply With Quote


dandysmom's Avatar
Catsey Veteran
 
Cats owned: Leia: blue torbie
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Washington, DC, USA
Posts: 31,378
18-01-2010, 04:57 PM   #4

Re: A Cat's Perspective of Life


Poor baby, he does have a very hard life!



Reply With Quote


dandysmom's Avatar
Catsey Veteran
 
Cats owned: Leia: blue torbie
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Washington, DC, USA
Posts: 31,378
18-01-2010, 05:04 PM   #5

Re: A Cat's Perspective of Life


I just read a poem re Dylan;
What a life, he's aways chillin'.
Good food, soft bed, a nice warm house,
Holy terror to a mouse.
He's a good cat, not a villian!



Reply With Quote


Shelley123's Avatar
Catsey Veteran
 
Cats owned: NA
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Preston UK
Posts: 6,995
18-01-2010, 07:08 PM   #6

Re: A Cat's Perspective of Life


I like your poem RCR, thanks for sharing



Reply With Quote


Phoenix's Avatar
Catsey Veteran
 
Cats owned: 2 cats black/white and one tabby
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Somewhere or maybe nowhere
Posts: 4,296
18-01-2010, 08:50 PM   #7

Re: A Cat's Perspective of Life


Quote:
Originally Posted by dandysmom
I just read a poem re Dylan;
What a life, he's aways chillin'.
Good food, soft bed, a nice warm house,
Holy terror to a mouse.
He's a good cat, not a villian!
Where did you see that DM? Lovely, describes Dylan purrfectly

I think my poem describes all Catsey cats



Reply With Quote


dandysmom's Avatar
Catsey Veteran
 
Cats owned: Leia: blue torbie
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Washington, DC, USA
Posts: 31,378
18-01-2010, 08:56 PM   #8

Re: A Cat's Perspective of Life


Made it up, RCR...I can't write serious poetry, but can do doggerel!

Leia is a laid-back cat,
Loves her comfy thermal mat.
Likes her food but very picky.
Thinks people food is really icky!
Proud of killing that large rat!



Reply With Quote


Phoenix's Avatar
Catsey Veteran
 
Cats owned: 2 cats black/white and one tabby
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Somewhere or maybe nowhere
Posts: 4,296
18-01-2010, 09:06 PM   #9

Re: A Cat's Perspective of Life


Quote:
Originally Posted by dandysmom
Made it up, RCR...I can't write serious poetry, but can do doggerel!

Leia is a laid-back cat,
Loves her comfy thermal mat.
Likes her food but very picky.
Thinks people food is really icky!
Proud of killing that large rat!
Love it



Reply With Quote


dandysmom's Avatar
Catsey Veteran
 
Cats owned: Leia: blue torbie
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Washington, DC, USA
Posts: 31,378
18-01-2010, 09:11 PM   #10

Re: A Cat's Perspective of Life


LOL, don't encourage me!!



Reply With Quote

Reply