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Cats owned: 2 moggies
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Location: Aberdeen, Scotland
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21-05-2007, 09:38 PM   #1

Ways to turn down unwanted men


[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']>>WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
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>>HE : Can I buy you a drink?
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>>SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
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>>HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
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>>SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
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>>HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
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>>SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
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>>HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
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>>SHE : I must've been given your share.
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>>HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
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>>SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
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>>HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
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>>SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
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>>HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
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>>SHE : Okay, get out.
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>>HE : I think I could make you very happy.
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>>SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
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>>HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
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>>SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
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>>HE : Can I have your name?
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>>SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
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>>HE : Shall we go see a movie?
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>>SHE : I've already seen it.
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>>HE : Where have you been all my life?
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>>SHE : Hiding from you.
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>>HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
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>>SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
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>>HE : Is this seat empty?
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>>SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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>>HE : So, what do you do for a living?
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>>SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
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>>HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
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>>SHE : Do not enter.
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>>HE : Your body is like a temple.
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>>SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
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>>HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
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>>SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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>>FORWARD TO WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS
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>>(and men who may appreciate good humor)
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21-05-2007, 10:09 PM   #2

Re: Ways to turn down unwanted men


Hee Hee Hee. very good. Just a pity i dont get chatted up anymore to use them lol!



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21-05-2007, 11:37 PM   #3

Re: Ways to turn down unwanted men


excellent given me some serious food for thought

Sarah
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22-05-2007, 10:15 AM   #4

Re: Ways to turn down unwanted men


Very good

When I was in Canada, we used to give out the no for pest controll if we couldn't get rid of a guy



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