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Kazz's Avatar
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Cats owned: Non at the moment
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14-05-2014, 03:06 PM   #1

Free to a Good Home




Craig's List: Free to good home.

My girlfriend doesn't like my dog, so I appeal to you.
She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!


So........anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed!!
Gottcha *hilarious* *hilarious*



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14-05-2014, 03:48 PM   #2

Re: Free to a Good Home


Brilliant Kazz I really believed it right up to the last paragraph!



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14-05-2014, 04:58 PM   #3

Re: Free to a Good Home


Good isn't it.



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14-05-2014, 07:04 PM   #4

Re: Free to a Good Home


Oh if only that was the case, but very funny



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14-05-2014, 07:28 PM   #5

Re: Free to a Good Home


He He He!!!!!! Good 'un Kazz.



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14-05-2014, 09:09 PM   #6

Re: Free to a Good Home


I was seething until I clicked what was being said - very good!



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14-05-2014, 09:28 PM   #7

Re: Free to a Good Home


LOL I thought it was another I want the dog rehomed one



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