Best Toast

[Elaine]

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the
rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the
night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the
Best toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in
church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day,
Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You
know, he's only been there twice in the last four years.
Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the
ears to make him come."

[dandysmom]

He he he, good one!!!

[yola]

*snigger* I like that

[janey83]

hehehe nice one

[Naomi]

pmsl that is really funny