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Big Cat Jokes!What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !
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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? 'Let us prey.' |
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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.' |
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What is lion's favorite food ? Baked beings ! |
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What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas |
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny ! |
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What's striped and bouncy ? A tiger on a pogo stick ! |
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How can you get a set of teeth put in for free ? Smack a lion ! |
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