Cat Translations
miaowbu = Feed me.
meeow = Pet me.
mrooww = I love you.
Miioo-oo-oo = I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up.
mrow = I feel like making noise.
rrrow-mawww =
Please, the time is come to tidy the cat box.
rrrow-miawww = I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was practical.
miaowmiaow = Play with me.
Miaowmioaw = Have you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in this room?
mioawmioaw = Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture.
raowwwww = I think I shall now spend time licking the most private parts of my anatomy.
mrowwwww = I am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet.
Roww-maww-roww = I am so glad to see that you have returned home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.
gakk-ak-ak = My digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball. Wherever could this have come from? I shall leave it here upon the carpeting.
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