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Guess what! Just HAD to do some camping jokes!!!!!! 
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, the fire dwindling nearby, Holmes said: "Watson, look up and tell me what you see". Watson said "I see a fantastic panorama of countless of stars". Holmes: "And what does that tell you?" Watson: "Astronomically, it suggests to me that if there are billions of other galaxies that have roughly similar stellar population densities as represented by my view, that, potentially, trillions of planets may be associated with such a galactic and, therefore, stellar population. Allowing for similar chemical distribution throughout the cosmos it may be reasonably implied that life-and possibly intelligent life-may well fill the universe. Also, being a believer, theologically, it tells me that the vastness of space may be yet another suggestion of the greatness of God and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, the blackness of the sky and the crispness of the stellar images tells me that there is low humidity and stable air and therefore we are most likely to enjoy a beautiful day tomorrow. Why? - What does it tell you, Mr. Holmes?" Holmes: "You idiot, someone stole our tent". |
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1. When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. |
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2.Get even with a bear that raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants. |
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3.A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot enchilada works almost as well, but the cheese sticks between your toes. |
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4.The best backpacks are named for national parks or mountain ranges. Steer clear of those named for landfills. |
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5.While the Swiss Army Knife has been popular for years, the Swiss Navy Knife has remained largely unheralded. Its single blade functions as a tiny canoe paddle. |
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6.Modern rain suits made of fabrics that "breathe" enable campers to stay dry in a downpour. Rain suits that sneeze, cough, and belch, however, have been proven to add absolutely nothing to the wilderness experience. |
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7.Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter. Warning: Remove lint from navel before applying the match. |
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8.You'll never be lost if you remember that moss always grows on the north side of your compass. |
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