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16-12-2005, 10:55 PM   #1

A guy goes on holiday ....


to the Holy Land with his wife and mother in law. While they are there, the mil dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can send the body home for £5000 or they can bury her here in the Holy Land for only a £150. The guy thinks for a while and then says "We'll ship her home". "Are you sure?" the undertaker asks "that's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice buriel here" The guy says "look 2000 years ago they buried a bloke here and 3 days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance"



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16-12-2005, 10:57 PM   #2

Re: A guy goes on holiday ....


he he he must say mum thats a good one!!!



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16-12-2005, 10:59 PM   #3

Re: A guy goes on holiday ....


that's brilliant Fran!!



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16-12-2005, 11:01 PM   #4

Re: A guy goes on holiday ....


Good one PK!!



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17-12-2005, 10:25 AM   #5

Re: A guy goes on holiday ....


he he thats funny!!



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17-12-2005, 08:45 PM   #6

Re: A guy goes on holiday ....


Spot on Fran, classic!
Dawn.



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17-12-2005, 09:04 PM   #7

Re: A guy goes on holiday ....


Funny or what???



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18-12-2005, 02:55 PM   #8

Re: A guy goes on holiday ....


Brilliant!!!



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18-12-2005, 08:09 PM   #9

Re: A guy goes on holiday ....


Love it...



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