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Cats owned: 2 moggies
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25-01-2006, 10:26 PM   #1

Cookoo Clock


young married wife goes out with the girls,promises hubby that she will be home 12 midnight
15 double vodka's later and 2.15 in the morning she goes home,drunk as a sack.
as she walks through the front door the cuckoo clock stikes three,quickly she cuckoo's nine tims herself,smiles and thinks she has got away with it.

breakfast time she sits at the table and hubby asks what time she got in she says 12 midnight.
as he goes through the door to work he says that bloody cuckoo clock has really got to go
she says why's that
well last night at 12 midnight it cuckoo'ed 3 times said oh **** cuckoo'ed another 6 times coughed and cuckoo'ed 3 more said bollocks tripped over the coffee tabled,farted and laughed hysterically then made itself coffee.



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25-01-2006, 10:30 PM   #2

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25-01-2006, 10:31 PM   #3

Re: Cookoo Clock


Brilliant!!!!

Have copy/pasted it and sent it to my friend in Oz!



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25-01-2006, 10:40 PM   #4

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25-01-2006, 10:45 PM   #5

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26-01-2006, 11:10 AM   #6

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26-01-2006, 03:46 PM   #7

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Fabalous!!!



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26-01-2006, 07:17 PM   #8

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26-01-2006, 07:21 PM   #9

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LOL!!! Very good!!!



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