Have Decided 2 Offend With A Joke......

Amadeus · 29-10-2005, 11:12 PM

......You may well be offended. You have been warned........

Mr Bear and Mr Bunny met a fairy in the woods. The fairy offered them three wishes each.

Mr Bear said: "I wish that every bear in these woods would be female - except for me!" The fairy granted the wish.

Mr Bunny said: "I'd like a motorbike." The wish was granted and the fairy moved on to the second wish.

Mr Bear said: "I wish every bear in this country was female - except for me." The wish was granted.

Mr Bunny said: "I'd like a nice crash helmet." The fairy granted that wish too and moved on to the final wishes.

Mr Bear said: "I wish that every bear in the entire world was female - except for me." The fairy granted Mr Bear's final wish and then turned to Mr Bunny.

"Let me see," said Mr Bunny. "Yes, I know - I wish that Mr Bear was gay."

EmmaG · 29-10-2005, 11:19 PM

thats a good one!!!!

Moli · 29-10-2005, 11:20 PM

Very good...........

Tom · 30-10-2005, 02:38 PM

AAAAHHHH HAAA thats great!!

yola · 30-10-2005, 02:42 PM

Wicked . . . but not in the least offensive *is disappointed*, I was expeting something REALLY bad

Tom · 30-10-2005, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yola

. but not in the least offensive *is disappointed*,

Yola how do you do that really cool writing

??

Mags · 30-10-2005, 02:50 PM

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