Oh No!!!!

[Elaine]

I have just found a bloody whisker on my chinny chin chin!!!!
Not at all impressed with this whole ageing process.
Quick some one, any one, stop the clock!!!!

[Mags]

Looks like you'll have to invest in a good pair of tweezers Elaine!

[Elaine]

Originally Posted by Mags

Looks like you'll have to invest in a good pair of tweezers Elaine!

Tweezers, check
Magnafying mirror, check
Anti ageing creams, check
Facial hair bleaching kit, check

I would have been cheaper buying a mask

Mags, your a MOD, you have special powers, cannt you just stop the clock so that i dont hit the menapause looking like an ape????

[Mags]

If you post a photo showing the offending whisker, Elaine, I can use Photo Shop to edit it out for you!

[Natalie]

Don't pluck....get the waxing strips out.

[Elaine]

Originally Posted by Mags

If you post a photo showing the offending whisker, Elaine, I can use Photo Shop to edit it out for you!

Ok but you must also promise to edit out the white eyebrow hair, the forehead creases, the one too many laughter lines, the freckles and blemishes, the tripple chin, the cross eye and the wart on my nose.

Originally Posted by Natalie

Don't pluck....get the waxing strips out.

I only have leg waxing strips, ****** it, they'll help take the whole beard off

[Natalie]

Cut the leg waxing strips Elaine or you could end up with no eyebrows

[Elaine]

Originally Posted by Natalie

Cut the leg waxing strips Elaine or you could end up with no eyebrows

Jokes aside though, this ageing thing is really begining to upset me, am I losing my sense of humour now too?

[PoshPuss]

Got oilof Olay total effects moisturier for Christmas. Reduces the 7 signs of ageing. Anyone know how I apply it to my brain???

[Elaine]

Originally Posted by PoshPuss

Got oilof Olay total effects moisturier for Christmas. Reduces the 7 signs of ageing. Anyone know how I apply it to my brain???

You need to go to Romania and have a screw top inserted to the back of your head for that one.