A prayer for the stressed

Naomi · 25-06-2006, 06:28 PM

A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today
because they got on my nerves.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
They might be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work:
12% on Mondays; 23% on Tuesdays; 40% on Wednesdays;
20% on Thursdays and 5% on Fridays.

And help me to remember that when I'm having a really bad
day, and it seems that people are trying to wind me up,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile
And only 4 muscles to extend my arm and smack someone in
the mouth.

Mags · 25-06-2006, 07:22 PM

...brilliant Nae!!

Kay · 01-07-2006, 01:58 PM

Love it Nae....

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