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For those of you that don't get this, you
> will, your day is coming
> ...............................
> Recently, I was diagnosed with :
> A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
>
> This is how it manifests:
> I decide to water my garden. As I turn on
> the hose, I look over at my car and decide
> it needs washing.
>
> As I start toward the garage, I notice mail
> on the table that I collected from the
> letter box earlier.
>
> I decide to go through the mail before I
> wash the car.
> I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk
> mail in the rubbish bin under
> the table, and notice that it is full.
> So, I decide to put the bills back on the
> table and take out the rubbish
> first.
>
> But then I think, since I'm going to be near
> the post-box when I take out
> the rubbish anyway, I may as well pay the
> bills first.
> I take my cheque book off the table, and see
> that there is only 1 cheque
> left. My extra cheques are in my desk in the
> study, so I go inside the house to my desk
> where I find the can of Coke I'd been
> drinking.
> I'm going to look for my cheques, but first
> I need to push the Coke aside so
> that I don't accidentally knock it over. The
> Coke is getting warm, and I decide to put it
> in the fridge to keep it cold.
>
> As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke,
> a vase of flowers on the
>
> worktop catches my eye - they need water.
> I put the Coke on the worktop and discover
> my reading glasses that I've
> been searching for all morning.
> I decide I better put them back on my desk,
> but first I'm going to water
> the flowers. I set the glasses back down on
> the worktop, fill a container with water and
> suddenly spot the TV remote control. Someone
> left it on the kitchen table. I realise that
> tonight when we watch TV, I'll be looking
> for the remote control, but I won't remember
> that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide
> to put it back in the den where it belongs,
> but first I'll water the flowers. I pour
> some water in the flowers, but quite a bit
> of it spills on the floor.
> So, I set the remote control back on the
> table, get some towels and wipe up the
> spill.
> Then, I head down the hall trying to
> remember what I was planning to do.
> At the end of the day:
> - the car isn't washed
> - the bills aren't paid
> - there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the
> worktop
> - the flowers don't have enough water
> - there is still only 1 cheque in my cheque
> book
> - I can't find the remote control
> - I can't find my glasses
> - and I don't remember what I did with the
> car keys.
> Then, when I try to figure out why nothing
> got done today, I'm really
> baffled because I know I was busy all day,
> and I'm really tired.
> I realise this is a serious problem, and
> I'll try to get some help for it,
> but first I'll check my e-mail.
> Do me a favour. Forward this message to
> everyone you know, because I don't remember
> who the hell I've sent it to.
> Don't laugh - if this isn't you yet, your
> day is coming!!
> GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY.
> GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.
> LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC
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